WHAT WE’RE UP AGAINST

New Nationalist TV Channel Launched

Given the roaring success that is BBC Scotland (audience share 0.11% ), the separatists have decided to launch their own satellite TV service that only lets you view official programming sanctioned by the party machine of the SNP. Highlights include Planet Earth: Scotland Edition narrated by Sean Connery, Great Scottish Railway Journeys (Sponsored by Scotrail. May be subject to change or cancellation at short notice). Finally, Garden Watch: Glasgow Southside where live footage is beamed directly from Nicola Sturgeon’s constituency, so you can watch the neglect in real time. A nervous SNP party spokesman said, ‘with this new satellite receiving equipment, Scotland moves another stop closer to independence, um, despite the machinations of Westminster’.

New Name for ‘No’ Voter Discovered by Scottish Separatist

So, you voted ‘No’ in 2014. You’ve probably been called a ‘Tory’, even though you may never have voted Conservative in your life and perhaps never would. Chances are, you’ve been called a ‘Quisling’ for voting to keep your nation as a single political and economic entity. You’ve most definitely been called a ‘Yoon’ at some point. You, rather impolitely, may have been referred to as a ‘Nawbag’ by certain vulgar secessionist groups online. However, have you ever been called a ‘Tunnock’ before? I’m guessing not. Well, you have now, you ‘Tunnock’.

Nationalist MSP Has Issues With The Word Nationalism

In a shocking revelation, nationalist MSP and Cabinet Secretary for Justice has said that the word ‘nationalist’ may have some negative connotations attached to it. Apparently, Mr Yousaf has just discovered that the ‘measles of mankind’ may not be the best way to govern a country and that just perhaps, his nationalist party, have been responsible for largest upsurge in virulent nationalism in Scotland in the last few generations.

Humza Yousaf says he struggles with the name of the SNP and its connotations

HUMZA Yousaf has admitted he struggles with the name of the Scottish National Party and its associations. The Justice Secretary said he would have chosen a different name at its foundation “because of the connotations of nationalism” His comments echo those made by First Minister Nicola Sturgeon in 2017, who said she would change the name if she could turn back the clocks.

Where’s Swinney?

Those of you who grew up in the 90’s or were parents during the same period probably remember the ‘Where’s Wally’ series of books. Wally could be in Egypt, ancient Rome, modern London; who knows where he would end up!

Here, Nicola Sturgeon has updated the concept for modern Scotland, but instead of the beloved, behatted and striped jumpered Wally, we have to find Deputy First Minister of Scotland and Cabinet Secretary for Education and Skills, John Swinney MSP. Can you see him in the crowd of ‘Yes’ saltires and youthful indy marchers?

Nicola Sturgeon on Twitter

Great photo of @JohnSwinney at the Perth independence march today.

Nicola Sturgeon Gets Ready to Meet the Prime Minister

Here, Nicola Sturgerean, the First of Her Name, Queen of Caledonia, Chieftain of the Great Heather Sea, High Priestess of the North, Saver of Bairns, Taker of Selfies, and self proclaimed ‘Mammy’ of Scotland takes some time out of her busy schedule to snap a few pictures in a stunt that she would denigrate another politician for doing.

Scottish Independence Conspiracy At The BBC

Clearly Alan Cumming (and The National) haven’t heard of the ‘search bar’ on the BBC website and believe that there is some sort of conspiracy at ‘auntie’ to not report on Scottish Independence. Scotland Matters have used our extensive investigative experience and hacking skills to type ‘Scottish independence’ into a text box on a website to see if this appalling allegation was true.

Scots actor slams BBC for ‘suppressing news about Scottish independence’

SCOTTISH actor Alan Cumming has hit out at the BBC over its lack of coverage of yesterday’s Lord Ashcroft poll. The poll, which put Yes at 52% once undecideds were removed, was not mentioned on the broadcaster’s website until about 9pm last night – around 12 hours after the poll results were published – when it was posted as part of a larger piece on Nicola Sturgeon’s appearance at an Edinburgh Fringe event.

Nicola Sturgeon Demands Another Independence Referendum…for Reasons

First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon, has demanded another independence referendum because Boris Johnson is Prime Minister. Not that it would matter. It could have been Jeremy Hunt, Ronald McDonald or the ghost of Hugh MacDiarmid with a white rose in his lapel and she would still go to default mode and demand another rerun of 2014 just for the sake of it.

Nicola Sturgeon may “accelerate” Scottish independence referendum plan after Boris Johnson victory

But pro-union politicians in Scotland called on the new leader to reject calls for another referendum and focus on keeping the UK together. Johnson was also accused of representing a “dangerous form of English nationalism” after defeating Jeremy Hunt today.

Once. In. A. Generation

What the First Minster failed to mention, was that when she said ‘once in a life time’ with regards to Scottish Independence, it was the lifetime of a fruit fly.

📺 Nicola Sturgeon repeatedly said that… – Luke Graham for Ochil and South Perthshire

📺 Nicola Sturgeon repeatedly said that #IndyRef was a ‘once-in-a-generation’ event.‬ ‪❌ Now she is trying to separate the UK by any means possible.‬ ‪👎…

Wee Ginger Dug In Another Startling Anti-tory, Pro-SNP, Anti-UK, Pro-oor Nicola, Anti-Union Article

The infamous separatist blogger the ‘Wee Ginger Dug’ has recently published another predictable article on their blog. You’re a busy person. You have stuff to do, unlike bloggers. So, here is the synopsis broken down into the number of times certain words were mentioned; just to give you a flavor of the text: Scotland – 23, independence – 11, referendum – 10, Brexit – 8, SNP – 7.

Gaslighting Scotland

Yesterday it was the Tory leadership hustings in Scotland, when Jeremy C-word and the Blond Bombsite competed with one another to say how much they love Scotland even though they’ve spent the past three years treating it with contempt when they’re not actively ignoring it. Then they competed to show off which one has more…

Extreme Separatists Try New Tactic of Being Aggressive and Blaming The English

In a revolutionary new attempt to sway ‘No’ voters from 2014, the fringe of the Scottish separatist movement is to now blame the English and Tories for all of Scotland ills while pretending that the SNP led Scottish Government has no power to do anything whatsoever. Fifty six year old Bill McTavish who last traveled across the Scottish border on a School trip told Scotland Matters that, ‘Its a thon sassanachs fault fae wastemonter. A ken a aboot whit they’re up tae’.

Civic and Joyous
You Yes yet?

Former First Minister Makes Dramatic Intervention in Cineworld Robert the Bruce No-show Scandal

Welcome to Scotland in 2019. A nation where our former First Minister now interferes in a ‘Twitterstorm’ over a film about Robert the Bruce that an independent cinema chain doesn’t wish to show at its cinemas that only has a 40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes because nationalism.

Alex Salmond urges Cineworld to ‘think again’ and screen Robert the Bruce epic in Scotland

Alex Salmond has urged Cineworld chiefs to reconsider their decision not show the new Robert the Bruce biopic in Scotland. The former First Minister joins a growing number of people venting their disappointment as it emerged that the cinema chain – the UK’s largest by number of venues – would not be screening the historical epic starring Angus Macfadyen in Scotland.

Yet Another Indy Crowdfunding Surprises Absolutely No One

A lone Scottish separatist has decided yet again to set up another Crowdfunding campaign to ‘draw in fence sitters and soft no voters’ for our 8th ‘ Rough Wooing’ since the end of September 2014. This time it’s different though! This time it’s to prevent Scotland from being ‘held prisoner by the British State’ in the event of a no-deal Brexit explains the text that has been copied and pasted from every other unsuccessful separatist crowdfunding campaign that has ever existed previously.

Robert the Bruce writes for The National

Here, actor Angus Macfadyen miraculously channels the wisdom of King Robert the Bruce from beyond the grave in an unmatched feat of clairvoyance that only the power of writing for The National could imbue him with.

Robert the Bruce: Familiar sound of Empire must be fiercely opposed

AHEAD of the release of his new film, Robert the Bruce (at cinemas nationwide from June 28), Angus Macfadyen imagines what the iconic Scottish leader would think if he woke up to today’s world of politics. MY heart bleeds. I woke up this morning in the future.

SNP Tour from the SSE Hydro in 2014

Below, you will find a video of an SNP conference/event hybrid from 2014 that would have been utterly alien to Scotland before 2007. Guest appearances include such musical luminaries as Blank Canvas and a rapper called Stanley Odd. Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond have walk on parts.

So you don’t have to watch the entire spectacle, go to 2:03:00 to see a man waxing lyrical about “I don’t know, but I didn’t vote No!”, “When I say bed tax, you say nae chance!” and that “British values need a respirator!”. How often can you say that you witnessed the exact moment your nation lost its sense of perspective?