In a revolutionary new attempt to sway ‘No’ voters from 2014, the fringe of the Scottish separatist movement is to now blame the English and Tories for all of Scotland ills while pretending that the SNP led Scottish Government has no power to do anything whatsoever.

Fifty-six-year-old Bill McTavish who last travelled across the Scottish Border on a school trip told Scotland Matters that, ‘Its a thon sassanachs fault fae wastemonter. A ken a aboot whit they’re up tae’.