Upon leaving her altar of blunders, our great administrator-in-chief, Nicola Sturgeon, says she will scribble together a tome reflecting her time in office. Will it be a dystopian novel that covers her mishandling of care homes, education, drugs care, ferries fiasco, industry, NHS … actually everything she is in charge of? Or a fantasy about a delusional ruler who governs the universe by fear, deflection and denial? A couple of suggestions for the book’s title could be: Nicola in Blunderland or Nicola Through the Painted Windows. Eddie McNeill, Fauldhouse, West Lothian.